Jaedin's Baby Announcement
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Our Hands

 

 

Big M, little m—what begins with M?
  Marriage, move, maternity—M, M, M.
After not so many months
  of mellow matrimonia,
There came a call, next thing we know
  we’re leaving Arizonia.

We packed our things and headed to
  an island in the Sound
Where we take a boat
  to get to work and ‘round the town.

Soon after that two lines appeared
  on some small stick from Rite-Aid
And changed our lives for good, we feared,
  though we were quite excited. 

It wasn’t long ‘till Lindy noticed
  many people staring,
As if to ask, are you just fat,
  or are you child-bearing?

Well, excuse me but…

A precious little tax deduction with our DNA
Makes this apparent need for liposuction go away.


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